January 2012
liarsandcheatersandwhoresohmy:
11:59
12:00
12:01
December 2011
That moment when anyone asks "What time is it?" and all you can think is
Every fucking time!
I wonder if I am someone's crush --"
Me: Do you want any help, Mom?
Mom: No thanks, sweetie.
5 minutes later…
Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
When you take a picture for your ID. →
goo.gl
You show up there like:
But when you get your ID, you look like this:
What your family thinks you're doing when they're gone: →
goo.gl
What you’re really doing:
Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I've never talked to them →
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I end up staring at my notifications like:
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a piece of clothing, but then you see the price.
When it starts to rain... →
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Me: “OMG! I Love rain!”
My mom: “The clothes!”
What comes after the letter T? →
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Normal People: U
Me: Wait..A,B,C,D,E,F,G……
Home alone & I hear a noise
When you post a picture of yourself on Facebook and no one likes it
READ THIS. →
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My exact reaction to this:
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When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
