May 2012
You cannot stop me. →
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Walk away like a BOSS
LMAO
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to me. I am not mean. Nor stuck up. The best part of Tumblr is meeting people who are just as crazy obsessed with things as you are. So come and say hi.
When you bite your tongue while eating.. →
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You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
That awkward moment when you're at a school dance
and all the cool kids are like
but me and my friends are like
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the couch and magically transfer to your bed.
Now my mom’s all like
GET UP AND GET IN THE ROOM!
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That moment when I'm listening to music with my headphones in.
Outside I’m like:
Inside I’m like:
- Ryan: oh let's tell Beckett
- Espo: wait, they're sitting together
- Ryan: ahh are they going to hold hands
- Espo: now they're holding hands
- Ryan: how long should we wait
- Espo: ...3, 4, 5, 6 seconds. enough.
- Ryan: hey Beckett
That's me
You’re fat.
You’re ugly.
You have terrible taste in music.
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:
When people find and like/reblog REALLY old posts that I made
Sometimes even two- or three-note personal posts that I forgot I published. Where do you people find these things out of the blue?
