smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come...– The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. « CaptainAwkward.com I really need to learn how to say no more convincingly. (via cherrypies)
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this: ”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look. You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
grangersmythe: if you’re reading this you’ve survived EVERYTHING that you’ve come across with/ has ever happened to you/ etc let that sink in for a minute congratulations.
Whatching tengo ganas de ti!
Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
everydayiamcumberbatchin: so accurate i havent seen dr who and the gif is dr who
do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
soooo happy right now that i even have tears in my...
too bad theres not a bigger D
regular person: have you seen that episode where-
me: i've seen all the episodes
pickingsides: It should be illegal for shirts to be over 20 dollars.
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
Stage 5: MY BABY
Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks
how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
Ghetto girls on the phone in public,
And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE” You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
Tratando de caminar cuando se me duerme el pie: